by Big daddy lavie September 6, 2017
Get the Kalemug. 1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.
2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.
2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."
"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
"no."
"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017
Get the kale klux klanmug. by Cabinator January 7, 2022
Get the Kalemug. Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
Get the you can't have your kale and spend it toomug. 
being trash at fortnite and semi decent at csgo just because he plays it all day. Secretly likes slumdog, blue waffle, sti adopted peru childs but isn't open about it. Really likes touching anorexic kids balls and sucking his brother's nips.
by anaKleenA June 11, 2018
Get the spencer kale rudinmug.