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Kale Seed Lick

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.
Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
mugGet the Kale Seed Lickmug.

st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used mainly by vegans. Also known as God's Cabbage
Yo Barbra is your St. Micheal's Kale gluten free?
Nah man, but it's cruelty free!
by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018
mugGet the st. micheal's kalemug.

Kale Lifeform

When someone, something, a creature or an object has only one lung.
Since John got his other lung removed for vaping, he is now a Kale Lifeform
by Cumsuckleburgerking June 25, 2025
mugGet the Kale Lifeformmug.

baby kale

i want baby kale as my dj
by vsdvsfDx vc April 17, 2017
mugGet the baby kalemug.

KALE

That one guy who loves violently jerking off to his sonic fan game sonic emerald madness. He loves fingering john cena in his free time and adores touching miners. This guy is not verey cool and I really really really hate him! Every single time I join call hes like "OH ITS THAT GUY" LIKE SHUT UP IM GOING TO PUT YOU IN MY BLENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by gooberman24 December 29, 2024
mugGet the KALEmug.

Kale

I'm white, so i eat Kale.
by My pp is wet April 8, 2021
mugGet the Kalemug.

Kale

Usually seen in multiplayer games, from Mandarin "ka le", sometimes netizens use it to cover up their bad gaming ability
Kale
by alexaopaza June 29, 2022
mugGet the Kalemug.

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