A little piece of poop that remains after taking a shit that won't fall out. Usually alleviated by shaking your ass.
person 1: "Man, what took so long in there?"
person 2: "I had a towed jumper that just wouldn't budge!"
person 2: "I had a towed jumper that just wouldn't budge!"
by krl0309 April 11, 2010
Fred is fun to hang out with, but he's a fence jumper, so make sure you don't drink so much you pass out or you'll be shitting white for two days.
by DaHolmes October 23, 2023
1.Somebody who can't stay on subject and jumps to one to another
2.Someone who can not finish a conversation on one topic
2.Someone who can not finish a conversation on one topic
I was talking to this girl last night and she kept talking about too many different shit. Man that bitch is a subject jumper
by KOz Productionz January 10, 2009
The office co-workers who drink the coffee before the person who actually brewed the pot gets theirs.
I start coffe maker in the office, walk away while it brews, and when I get back, someone always gets the first cup. They are coffee jumpers.
by rmsalem65 February 04, 2011
by ♡《Rena》♡ November 13, 2022
A position in the shower where a person pulls their ass cheeks apart to rinse all of the soap out of their ass crack. The position is eerily similar to that of an olympic ski jumper.
by Josh Coiner August 23, 2008
by Alice326 May 19, 2014