Juan a disabled Mexican who is sometimes mistaken for a burrito his eyes stretch so far I can't tell who he is looking at
by Kwowoeorid January 24, 2019
Get the Juan mug.Some fat-ass mother fucker. He won’t be anything, but a fag eating shit in a shed cutting grass for a living.
by Luis Olivares. June 1, 2018
Get the Juan mug.A kid who will lie to you about his age in order to make out with you. He will risk your freedom. He does not give a fuck. Like Snoop Dog, all he does is smoke week, all day, everyday and talk to hoes on IG. He’ll usually respond to every conversation with “daaaaaaamn”
Girl 1: “He was 25, he showed me an ID”
Girl 2: “Bitch, you were drunk. Juan is my brother’s friend. He’s 17.”
Girl 2: “Bitch, you were drunk. Juan is my brother’s friend. He’s 17.”
by BustasAintShid February 13, 2020
Get the Juan mug.He’s a genuine, warm-hearted person with the sweetest personality and I guess no words can express Juan perfectly. His name is Juan not Huan, it’s Juan not Yuan. I was surprised by how much I enjoyed talking to him from the start, which has kept me up till this late at night! :)
Happy Birthday Juan!
by stealingasofa May 6, 2019
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by Don’t worry💯 February 8, 2020
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