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Juan

He's hot. Really hot. But, all he wants are girls, fame, and money. So be careful and know his full intentions before getting really close with him.
"Juan is so hot oh my lord..."
"But I heard he doesn't really befriend or date girls who aren't SUPER pretty."
by who_r_u_even May 1, 2018
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Juan

Some fat-ass mother fucker. He won’t be anything, but a fag eating shit in a shed cutting grass for a living.
Damn bro, your as fat as Juan!
by Luis Olivares. June 1, 2018
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Juan

That horse looks like Juan
by 123gwhehshs October 9, 2019
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Juan

He’s the absolute worst. Annoying but quirky. He’s determined but annoying. Hes Always sorry but doesn’t know how to show it.
Ugh Juan, when will you give up?
by Snails dk was November 24, 2019
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juan

The number before 2
Juan, two, tree
by weiugfvuaweogbfiawueofbewso January 9, 2021
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Juan

My favourite meme is Juan.
by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin April 28, 2021
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Juan

Well, he is probably puertorican or mexican so yeah, you will probably find a Juan. A Juan is often religious (probably catholic) but they commit several crimes. I am a Juan, and i know my friends and my self (We we're all named Juan or Fernando). I live in Mexico but i am puertiorican. I consider you both lucky and unlucky if you meet a Juan. If you see a Juan in the store then you should leave, he is about to rob that shit. But if you are a girl then you are the lucky one. Your Juan will probably buy you a Lamborghini.
Friend: Oh shit! Look over there it is an Juan!
Me: Is it a man or a woman. Or is it a WOMANMAN!
Friend: its my mum
Me: Well hes gonna fuck yo mamas ass!
by mr.wikipedia October 16, 2018
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