JP

an incredibly sexy chad and a professional pussy slayer, he is the human equivalent of a dildo, he has the ability to extract lesbians from the lgbt community

'yo it that the big JP' - person 1
'holy shit look at the crowd of chicks around him' - person 2

by _JP September 5, 2021

Neal JP

Hott hunk of a man who goes to CJHS. He is really hott and strong and funny and caring. Did I mention he's hott?

hes a neal jp alright

by neal jp December 2, 2003

JP

Jiggly Puff. A girl that is very fat but thinks they are good at everything. They try to play sports but cannot because of their weight.

We nicknamed a girl “JP” because of how overweight she was

by Penisfucka December 10, 2019

jp

Just pooping

Hey I thought jp was just playing

No it’s just poopin

by The_lag_is_real June 29, 2020

JP

Acronym for Junior Pothead.

This is a person who is new to the world of marijuana and does not yet understand the unwritten rules and courtesy’s of consuming cannabis.
They often fuck up.

JP: bro I Messed up hard last night
SS: what’d you do?
JP: I snapped the bong in half.
SS: ah you JP.

by Bingle mccringleberry February 6, 2020

JP Mortgage

A local cult in the greater Fort Collins area

I got JP Mortgage tattooed on my back

by Apope March 8, 2022

lil JP

A professional name used by a vast amount of artists on a music platform like soundcloud. Whoever chooses the name lil JP will magically get lots of respect and will be free of all controversies and legal issues. They will most likely drop earlier than carti and will also manage to gain success in a short period of time (usually within 4-5 years). They can go on a hiatus whenever they want to.

Person 1: Have you checked out "Cookies" by lil JP on soundcloud?
Person 2: YES I FUCKING LOVE HIS MUSIC. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HIM.

by juliusp October 10, 2023