A guy liked by many girls. He is in the popular group but is very quiet. Josh is hot, but can still look like the cutest little kid ever. You never know what he is thinking because he would rather scooter than talk. The hoes go for him even though he is not for that life. Some girls will be led on by him and will be disappointed when they learn how he really feels. All in all josh is the most amazing boy ever.
by Josh lover💋💋 April 18, 2017
Josh: Looks like the most utter, complete, akward guy in the world, but is just very self conchious...
He loves to write, he loves to drool over the sadest, mopiest films, but later creates the most beautiful piece of writing you could ever know...
He is bullied, but his utter words once the bullies have turned away
are to die for.
This man's words are inspiration from above, it's as if he gets all his great thoughts from God's perfect palms himself.
He has nice, sleek hair, usually your average brunette *hint *hint
His biggest enemy is usually a Jake
Jake's are players, Josh does not like players, because they have no good words to hit the ladies with besides
( ---- me gurl ) LOL
Joshes words can really truly woohoo a girl, and usually she's not going to be the biggest bitch, but the biggest heart..
Because Joshes are poetic, and they want true poetic material to nuggle with.
He loves to write, he loves to drool over the sadest, mopiest films, but later creates the most beautiful piece of writing you could ever know...
He is bullied, but his utter words once the bullies have turned away
are to die for.
This man's words are inspiration from above, it's as if he gets all his great thoughts from God's perfect palms himself.
He has nice, sleek hair, usually your average brunette *hint *hint
His biggest enemy is usually a Jake
Jake's are players, Josh does not like players, because they have no good words to hit the ladies with besides
( ---- me gurl ) LOL
Joshes words can really truly woohoo a girl, and usually she's not going to be the biggest bitch, but the biggest heart..
Because Joshes are poetic, and they want true poetic material to nuggle with.
by bitchasshoecunthipturner May 17, 2017
by DeadpoolKidz January 17, 2020
n. 1) a tissue, 2) any form of tissue or such material that can be used to catch the result of masturbation, especially while alone in a dark room, 3) v. to josh, to masturbate into a tissue awkwardly while alone in a dark room.
1) "Hey, wanna pass me a josh?"
2) "Dude, I don't wanna go in my room. I stepped on an old josh last night, and it wasn't mine."
3) "God damnit, I walked in on my room mate while he was joshing last night.
2) "Dude, I don't wanna go in my room. I stepped on an old josh last night, and it wasn't mine."
3) "God damnit, I walked in on my room mate while he was joshing last night.
by Mike_Rotch October 05, 2010
- choosing the easiest way to do something out of laziness with no regards for future consequences or not doing anything about something because you are too lazy to bother even though in the future you will have a much larger problem.
Bill broke up with his girlfriend who lied and cheated on him, but made a josh and started having sex and dating her again because he didn't have to try.
Instead of canceling his magazine trials, Bobert pulled a josh and did nothing, ignoring the possibility of future bills.
Instead of canceling his magazine trials, Bobert pulled a josh and did nothing, ignoring the possibility of future bills.
by writteningasoline March 26, 2010