Jynessa

A charming and sexy lady, who is kind to all.. until you fuck with her or her best friend. If that's the case, you'd better know how to run fast cause she a bad ass bitch that you don't wanna mess wit. Real talk. She's beautiful inside and out, she just doesn't realize it, but one day she will.

She tends to call ahead before she shows up anywhere, but sometimes you just don't know when she's comin'.

Girl 1: "Who's that girl over there!? I didn't invite her!"
Girl 2: "Must be a jynessa!"

by theweeknd-xo January 30, 2012

johnessa

A nice person that always makes u smile and and never gets in your way . An amazingly talented girl that always finds a way into ur life but stands by u no matter what and can make a relationships last a life time . She will never let u go, But make no mistake she will punch u in the stomach if u get on her nerves. Made my a good person i swear bob and bates

About a week ago.. week ago johnessa ur amazing

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by christooher abergg July 20, 2016

Phil Jonesed

someone is Phil Jonesed when a girl/guy makes them strip with the intention to have sex but then changes his/her mind and not have sex with them, resulting in them putting their clothes back on in failure and shame.

a reference to Manchester United player Phil Jones who took his shirt off in celebration before Sergio Aguero's late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 BPL season

john: did you get lucky with Sasha?

tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked

john: you got Phil Jonesed

by ThatDude1988 July 12, 2012

Reverse Davy Jones

noun- An event (usually a kiss or sexual experience)that is so bad, you have to repeat it again (with another person) just to erase the bad memory from your mind/body.

(from the Brady Bunch when Davy Jones kisses Marcia and she says "I'll never wash this cheek again!")

Also See 'Davy Jones'

I can't believe I ever had sex with Jimmy! Gross out! I'm gonna have to pull a reverse Davy Jones tonight at the bar and erase that disgusting memory.

by A Peeples September 29, 2008

George Jones

A popular country singer.

George Jones is a country singer. I like him.

by Russ Man August 26, 2005

Indiana Jones

The baddest mother fucker in all of the land. Can dodge big ass rocks, fist-fight nazis, babysit asian children, ride huge fucking elephants, swim sewers, fuck bitches, and get hitlers autograph. Nonetheless, he is a bitch when it comes to snakes.

"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" -Indiana Jones

by One bad mamajama January 19, 2015

adam jones

adam jones is the hottest guy alive. he is a member of the SM6 band. unfortunately, he is held hostage by another member of the band. u can find his tik tok @sm6. he listens to our requests to wear a beanie and vans. only a short time before we turn him into a skater boy. #saveadam

i love the tik tok star rock band star adam jones from sm6

by Kween Kelly May 28, 2020