the johnner

Formally known as Johnstown, the hometown of The Johnners, is easily the best part of Navan. All year round there’s good buzz at Super, over The Hill, Gypo’s Wall, the back of Energie, the IDA, but the best part by far is the Garda chases. You simply cannot be satisfied with life until you’ve been in The Johnner. The best bonfire every year is always in The Johnner.

Gerrup The Johnner

by Sfveujv October 20, 2017

johnrey

sasquatch!
a pig found in zimbabwe, with incredibly smelly toes

person one: you see that guy over there?
person two: yeee, his feet smell! he is such a johnrey!

by bahnahbah April 29, 2009

johnese

the language that any John can speak. The language that one speaks when one imitates a John.

Dude I don't understand you! You are speaking Johnese.

by ThatBadgeredKid February 14, 2017

johnell

A hot momma who's sexual appetite is insatiable. She probably writes books.

That mom is such a Johnell. Her husband must be tired.

by Roxy Foxx December 25, 2015

johny stick

A stick that has a used condom on its end. It is usually used to chase your friends around the yard.

Dude!!!!!! Stop touching me with that johny stick.

by ukrainekid May 28, 2007

Johny Apple Seed

A drug dealer that only hooks up the schwag.

I hate buying from Dick he is a mutha fuggin Johny Apple Seed.

by Gerbert Johnstoy November 17, 2006

Johnfession

a special task Johnologists have the oppurtunity of doing when they commit sklins. Johnfessions take place in porter pottys.

I must get rid of my sklin by going to Johnfession.

by blokzberry July 11, 2006