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clip the jib

Giving the sheets a stiff shake to clear out the fart.
Ohhhh don't want that to soak in, better clip the jib.
by tom bat December 7, 2020
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jib cock

1. Being fucked over unexpectedly.

2. Being fucked by a not fully erect girthy penis.
1.Damn, I just showed up at lecture and we had an unexpected exam, we just got straight jib cocked.

2. She said I was so big but she didn't realize I was just jib cocking her.
by Skud Co. April 17, 2019
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Jib-turkey

One who speaks jibberish in a high pitched turkey like voice. Not to be confused with jive turkey
I couldn't understand what she was saying. She was being such a jib-turkey.
by KG Money September 4, 2009
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Jib rat

A methamphetamine user. Jib rats are known for their extreme paranoia, flagrant dishonesty, and lack of trustworthy friends. A jib rat will steal your stuff and then help you look for it.
If you let those god damned jib rats come to your party, don't expect to have your stereo in the morning.
by James Smithers May 27, 2007
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Crusty Jib

When you use a crusty, semen stained, rag as a emergency condom.
Roscoe had to use a crusty jib when he ran out of extra small condoms.
by Lazlow X October 4, 2012
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Jib Slice

Verb, combining the action of "jib" or "jibbing" on a "jibstick", skis, snowboard, skateboard or bicycle and "slice" meaning to carve, turn, or rip it up. Also, straight-lining switch at a ski resort or in a terrain park.

Noun. The name associated with the infamous "Jib Slice" found on both Facebook and Twitter. Known for verbally abusing snow riders from around the globe. This kinda abuse is known as being "jib sliced".
Dude, I busted a jib slice today that would've made ya cry.

Crap, I just got "jib sliced" by Jib Slice on my Facebook page.
by Jib Slice May 10, 2010
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Jib Lib

The effect of excess alcohol consumption on the male libido, resulting in a flaccid tool.
Trevor hit the town on friday night on a wicked bender with his mates Alan and Steven. When Trevor got home that night his girlfriend Tracey was still awake and feeling frisky. Trevor tried his best to give her the good time she wanted but he fell prey to the dreaded Jib lib.
by Coursette July 22, 2012
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