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I am tired of everyone bitching and arguing about what color Jesus was. HE WAS NOT BLACK OR WHITE HE WAS MIDDLE EASTERN!!!!!!!! By the way middle eastern people are more closely related to white people so stop being asswipes! HE WASN'T BLACK
I am damn tired of people telling me jesus was black, he was middle eastern.
by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008
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Jesus

Purest example of love ever known, love in a form that is incomprehensable, even to those who hate Him so much, pure enough to love those who show that hate on this very page.
Calender of western world centers around His birth, acknowledged historically from non-Christian sources, documents of His followers are historically accurate, was seen ressurected and acknowledged as doing such.
by mateo_grande April 15, 2005
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Jesus

The son of the almighty God. Our brother who died for our sins, so that we could be saved from our ever-sinful lives.
"It is through Jesus Christ we are righteous before God."
by iliketochill May 9, 2008
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Jesus

The coolest guy ever. My Savior and the Savior of mankind. Will come back at the end of the world to save His people. King of Kings, (not Triple H)
Jesus: I am the way, the truth, and the life.
by Yaweh's Servant July 21, 2006
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Drill sergeant: "Look, boys, we got a Jesus here! Get his ass in that barber chair!"
by tcagle October 29, 2007
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Jesus

Person who did some crazy shit.
Whoah, Jesus did some crazy shit.
by Qwan Elso September 16, 2006
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Jesus

The Son of God. He came to the to save the world from sin. He was born of a virgin so that the seed of din could not pass onto Him so that he would be a perfect sacrifice for man. He died on the Cross for the sins of the world so that those who believe and follow Him would be saved. When people say "God doesn't know how it feels to..." they are wrong because of Jesus. He went through everything but never once sinned.
John 3:16-19; Romans 6:23 "The wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is through Christ Jesus our Lord" Hebrew 4:15 "Yet Jesus did not sin!"
by Chives July 16, 2008
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