jerkin' from home

when one decides at the last moment to telecommute, usually because it's 75 degrees and sunny outside.

Yep...just got the 9:05 a.m. e-mail from Terry saying that he's jerkin' from home. He's not fooling anyone.

by patradio July 30, 2014

jerkin with jergens

Jerking with jergens lotion for women.

"Bro I'm out." "Just do it like me, jerkin with jergens."

by Kareem Abdul Akbar January 12, 2017

Jerkish Delight

A nude that you're pleased to have received

Synonyms: Mude

got me some jerkish delight from tinder, feeling lucky

by thebigjc. August 24, 2020

edmund jenkins

A derogatary term used for describing a lesbian who was born with a penis and loves to cock wrangle (a singular expression as opposed to a gaggle of cock wranglers)

Mary is such an Edmund Jenkins

by Phlange Spongemike October 6, 2009

Soap jerking

Using soap in the shower or bath as lube to masturbate with.

My friends dad caught me soap jerking in their shower.

by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET December 23, 2016

Cloud-Jerking

The act of jerking off to memory rather than pornographic material.

Jared: man, ever since net neutrality was appealed, I've been Cloud-Jerking to children all day.
Bob: That's sick, as a responsible citizen, I will notify police of your actions.
Jared: Bro, I was just playing, I was jerking off to the illegal pornography on my laptop.
Bob: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*epilepsy*

by BlurryMcFlurry March 13, 2018

Carpet jerking

Jerking off in someone else’s room

Stop carpet jerking and get the fuck outta my room

by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019