A conference room circle jerk is when many management consultants gather to express their intelligence (see clown posse) while not getting anything done. Although many individuals who engage in this behavior come from a fraternity background, a conference room circle jerk has the opposite rules of "soggy biscuit" in that the goal is not to climax early, but rather to hold back your "pearls of wisdom" until the end of the designated meeting end time. This makes you appear to be the smartest person in the room. The loser or the consumer of the "soggy biscuit" is the individual who is in the room not paying attention while attempting to complete actual work. This person is assigned any (usually asinine) action items from the meeting.
Paul: Wow, what a conference room circle jerk! We literally spent three hours of my life that I will never get back.
Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?
Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.
Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?
Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.
by B-MAG November 03, 2013
When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.
"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.
by GroceryClerk July 04, 2018
An event in which a group of males form a circle and masturbate as if their penises were the crank of a Gatling Gun until they ejaculate straight up into the air.
by A Very Concerned Avocado April 04, 2020
when you and a friend run a train on a chick and you grab a bottle of tartar sauce fill her mouth and vagina and them slap her in the face whole yelling out "arggg" like a pirate
by ilikegilfs July 01, 2014
A verb where people who think they're smart, agree with each other and create ridiculous ideas.
Similar to "mental masturbation" but with idiots.
Similar to "mental masturbation" but with idiots.
by Andy Kaufman5252 December 15, 2010
PCJ meaning Political Circle Jerk is a term for use of describing an act of like minded individuals who are too sensitive to polar opinions, so they only engage in social interaction through a political circle jerk to get recognition by making stuff up with people who like mindedly and blindly believe in nonproven facts.
Oh Todd, is such a drag he only debates people who think like him.
Oh you mean his PCJ group.
PCJ?
PCJ a.k.a. Political Circle Jerk is where you only engage in deep conversations with like minded people to bolster your opinion
Oh you mean his PCJ group.
PCJ?
PCJ a.k.a. Political Circle Jerk is where you only engage in deep conversations with like minded people to bolster your opinion
by Fifl February 17, 2021
It is a gay circle that involves 10 men. To begin the first man has anal sex with the second. The second proceeds to blow the third man. The third man is jerking off the 4th while the 4th is fisting the 5th. The 5th then gives a rim job to 6th then the 6th gets ridden by the 7th. Number 7th is getting face fucked by the 8th. Number 8 is getting fisted by number 9 is getting a foot job by 10 and finally number ten is sucking number 1's balls.
by Feenyx69420 June 28, 2020