Jello Tits

Boobs that move like Jello

see those jello tits

by MRT September 14, 2012

No jello

Can be used social situations where you want to say something absurd about a girlfriend or wife of your friends but also let them know it's non-offensive and that you're not jealous "no jello". Used as a "no homo" figure of speech.

Two dude's sitting at the pool with their wives

Dude #1: "Yo, your wife has some nice tits. No jello"

Dude #2: "Righteous, your wife has a phenomenal ass. No jello."

- OR -

Dude #1: I want to fuck your wife, no jello.

by Dr. Boston April 18, 2010

Jello Nigga

1. A Jealous "Nigga." Especially pertaining to Niggas who are jealous of a homeboy because they can't get ass like him. Also pertains to cash and bling.

Everyone hates on 50 Cent because they are Jello Niggas.

by Mike Daly July 21, 2005

jello

fat rolls

She needs to put the jello back in the refridgerator!

by BlahBlahBlah May 30, 2004

Bathtub in Jello

talking extreme non-sense or way out in left field stupidity; Bathtub in Jello is very common among pot smokers

wow, that was for sure a bathtub in jello

by C-man July 16, 2002

Jello suicide

When you are trying to eat Jello in an impaired state and it jumps to its death somewhere below the dish.

“Did any of that Jello get into your mouth?”

“No, it was a Jello suicide.”

by Bottom Ford April 3, 2010

Jello

The sexiest 46 year old ever to live. Activist/spokesperson/former member of The Dead Kennedys/singer/songwriter/genius. Lives in San Francisco....ran for both mayor and president. ....last name Biafra

"I just had the craziest dream where I was old, but happy. Jello was my husband and I was making breakfast for him. He was commenting about the paper....it said something about the war. I remember he was pretty pissed....then it ended........and I woke up regreting I was born when I was."

by nicole le ponke' August 28, 2004