Jazzi is the funniest person in the world. A true friend, the best friend you could ask for some would say. The best girlfriend.. will do anything for the people she loves. Don’t mess a jazzi around. She has been your friend since you were 6 years old. You is her a breakfast x
Jazzi is the best
by Jazzi best November 23, 2021
A sexual act where one participator blows into the butthole of the other to produce a musical note, or 'jazzy' sound.
My girlfriend serenaded me with a full composition of Mozarts 5th symphony via the Jazzy Frenchy last night.
by IndianaBrones March 27, 2022
An unusual sensation given during lovemaking/making out. It can involve objects or special techniques.
Mmm, mmm! What's that jazzy sensation?
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.
My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.
The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.
My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.
The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.
by TheGoyWonder February 20, 2013
Much like the Hawaiian "Aloha," a coastal Californian phrase for goodbye. Used by surfers, business men, and grocery store workers especially.
by RTB58 February 23, 2025
The action of an individual trying to slip their way out of difficult situations where they are unable to gain an upper hand or are fully aware of their disadvantage.
Actions include, but are not limited to:
- Making excuses when losing a bet
- Leaving a social event they are not interested in, early, with the excuse of "washing dishes"
- Bluffing about their abilities or position in order to intimidate the opposition into folding
- Finding unreasonable excuses to not attend social events entirely
- Making unfair bets and thinking they slick
Actions include, but are not limited to:
- Making excuses when losing a bet
- Leaving a social event they are not interested in, early, with the excuse of "washing dishes"
- Bluffing about their abilities or position in order to intimidate the opposition into folding
- Finding unreasonable excuses to not attend social events entirely
- Making unfair bets and thinking they slick
A: "Pre-workout is a scam. You guys could never keep up with me. I used to bench 225 with one hand."
B: "You wanna bet?"
A: "Take your caffeine kool-aid. If you win, I'll take pre-workout with you next time. If you win, you'll never take pre-workout again"
A: *Dies after second chest movement*
A: "Hey I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash"
B: "Man this dude really out here trynna jazzy out of the bet"
A: "Yooo I'm so hyped about going out this weekend"
B: "Facts bro its gonna be lit"
*The weekend in question*
B: "Yo why are you not ready rn we have to leave in 5 min. The taxi is waiting"
A: "Ahh shit my fault guys I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash."
B: "Mannn you really gonna jazzy outta this one too??"
A: "Yoo you watched the new JJK episode?"
B: "Nah but I actually read all the mangas including the unreleased limited edition gold cover ones"
A: "Oh shit can I see one?"
B: "See I would but I actually got mad dishes to wash"
A: "Bro wtf stop jazzying. What does that have to do with showing me a book. You been sitting around all day"
B: "Hold on I'm getting call"
*Disappears into room for 3 days*
B: "You wanna bet?"
A: "Take your caffeine kool-aid. If you win, I'll take pre-workout with you next time. If you win, you'll never take pre-workout again"
A: *Dies after second chest movement*
A: "Hey I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash"
B: "Man this dude really out here trynna jazzy out of the bet"
A: "Yooo I'm so hyped about going out this weekend"
B: "Facts bro its gonna be lit"
*The weekend in question*
B: "Yo why are you not ready rn we have to leave in 5 min. The taxi is waiting"
A: "Ahh shit my fault guys I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash."
B: "Mannn you really gonna jazzy outta this one too??"
A: "Yoo you watched the new JJK episode?"
B: "Nah but I actually read all the mangas including the unreleased limited edition gold cover ones"
A: "Oh shit can I see one?"
B: "See I would but I actually got mad dishes to wash"
A: "Bro wtf stop jazzying. What does that have to do with showing me a book. You been sitting around all day"
B: "Hold on I'm getting call"
*Disappears into room for 3 days*
by theanonymoussquareassociation November 12, 2023
Jazzy is a very talkitive person. She loves animals and music and is a very insecure person. She tends to be depressed alot and she loves hoodies
Jazzy is my best friend.
by fvrBoggie January 08, 2024