This is a fundamental law of manhood. Jacob's Law is that when referring to ones penis in a jokingly or flirtatious manner, you must portray it as smaller than it actually is. This means you never let a girl down once in the sack.
Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name
Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name
Matthew: I was chatting to this girl last night and ended up having sex
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis
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Player 1's turn ends... During player 2's turn, player 1 says... " NO WAIT... I did not mean to do that." Player two says, "Jacob's Law"
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Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.
Kellen: “Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.”
Jackson: “I know right? Also I thought he was a blonde Raggedy Ann for a second.”
Jackson: “I know right? Also I thought he was a blonde Raggedy Ann for a second.”
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Get the karl jacobs mug.tends to be a manwhore but is someone that you cannot stay mad at. what he lacks in a relationship, he makes up for in friendship. many people believe he may secretly be a rodeo clown. Some people even go as far as to think that he is a clown due to his brightly colored clothing. he is also associated with several groups such as the bermuda trriangle, super smashed bros and the family
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