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Island Independents

The Island Independents are a political party on the Isle of Wight, which is a small island off the south coast of England famous for inbreeding and Queen Victoria having had a holiday home there.

They are the ruling group of independent councillors, which in itself is a contradiction in terms and that's where the trouble starts.

Known locally as 'the Island crows', 'the crows', 'they crows' or just 'crows'
Example of usage

Island resident:
Those darn Island Independents oi cant believe any bugger voted for em, they're worse than the last lot

Island resident's cousin:
Oi cant vote for no bugger cause oi cant read nor write

Island resident:
You don't need no read 'n writin cousin jus draws yerself an X

Island resident's cousin:
Well I wont be drawing no bloody X for they maggotty crows my lover.
by Shrauver October 21, 2013
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love island

The ultimate fuckboy tv show.
A television programme, watched mostly by 12 year old girls and horny teenage boys, where a group of young arrogant men and women (some who are celebrities) enter a villa and couple up with the boy/girl that turns them on the most. Plus there is tons of back stabbing and tears and slagging off (well, what do you expect?). So yeah, no real purpose apart from to teach young people that being in a relationship at a young age is a bad idea.
12 year old girl: OmG gEoRgIa Is SuCh A sNaKe
12 year old girl 2: OmG i KnOw RiGhT

Teenage boy: Damn so many peng girls in love island.
by SaltySpoon178 August 16, 2018
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Staten Island Surprise

Having a female sit on your face, expecting to perform cunnilingus on her, only to have her suddenly defecate on/in your mouth before robbing you of your wallet and fleeing the scene. Named after the New York Borough that popularized the practice.
Yo, Tony? Did you hear what happened to Joe the other night? That hoe from the bar gave him a Staten Island Surprise.
by Bumpy Dallas March 18, 2010
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Duck Island Palooza

The hottest ocean party that happens each summer off the coast of Westbrook, Connecticut at Duck Island. Absolute craziness, hundreds of boats raft up to each other and the girls are sexy. If you aren't there, you're missing out. Basically, it's just a reason for everybody to get hammered.

Go to YouTube and type in Duck Island Palooza to check out the videos!
"I got so dipped at Duck Island Palooza last summer...I couldn't even drive my boat home."
"I hooked up with so many girls at DIP this year...safe to say I got DIPPED!"
by So Dipped June 14, 2013
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the lonely island

The Lonely Island is a group of film makers with a large internet following. It is composed of Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, and Jorma Taccone. All of which now write for SNL, and are in charge of the Digital Shorts.
by kelsey kablam-o March 28, 2008
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Coney Island cyclone

An extreme power blumpkin utilizing the chemical reaction of Mentos and Diet Coke.

Ingredients: Mentos, 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, enema bag, surgical glove, KY jelly, a willing female participant

Step 1: Use a Mentos as a suppository (surgical glove and
KY jelly optional)
Step 2: Proceed to fill your enema bag with Diet Coke
Step 3: Gentlemen, start your blumpkins!!!
Step 4: As climax approaches, insert enema wand and squeeze
bag converting blumpkin to power blumpkin.
Step 5: Take cover. (Due to immediate chemical reactions
that will ensue.)
Step 6: The enema bag having mixed with the Mentos should
fly out of your sphincter and jettison around the
bathroom like a cyclone spewing a geyser of soda
and fecal matter.
"Nicole's parents disowned her after they found that their house had been hit by the dreaded Coney Island cyclone."

(Her boyfriend had Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day.)
by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin November 4, 2006
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