What you're really taking out with a policy from The Prudential or Lloyd's Of London, since people will likely try to bump you off in order to collect on said policy.
Many murder cases highlighted on TV programs like Unsolved Mysteries and Forensic Files involve homicide-investigations into the deceased person's death insurance beneficiaries.
by QuacksO June 25, 2020
Get the death insurancemug. When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.
Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023
Get the insurance pissmug. Used in place of Qualified Immunity, the controversial legal doctrine that protects police officers accused of misconduct and violating constitutional rights.
Did you see the video of the guy being beat up by the police, while he was handcuffed? That was wrong for them to do that. Yeah, but they won't get in any trouble, because they've got that Blue Line Insurance Coverage.
by D_Weezy March 15, 2022
Get the Blue Line Insurance Coveragemug. Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.
I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.
by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022
Get the gape insurancemug. Insurance for Spacecraft, needed in case of accidents.
I have to pay so much for Spacecraft Insurance, and it's illegal to mine Asteroids! How will they even know anyway.
by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021
Get the Spacecraft Insurancemug. The lady who you can talk to. To protect your family. Meisha Martin, she’s available to travel all 50 states and virtual. (407)860-4152
by Your life insurance lady November 23, 2021
Get the Life insurance ladymug. 