insta normie

An insta normie is a person who looks at memes on instagram they do not understand memes without captions and are doomed to become facebook moms

Person1: Hey, do you like Obama prism?
Person2: No, I don't, because I'm an insta normie

by Newtberry54 October 30, 2019

insta-douche

when you're one person and then your significant other arrives and your evil side comes out to impress them.

Man, he was so cool until bitch showed up and he became an insta-douche, just so he could get some.

by missspiffy September 13, 2011

insta-puke

Verb :To instantly be discharged forcefully and abundantly part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements.

usually unexpected and not as painfull as a regular puke.

I just insta-puked in the back of his car , maybe we should take off before he gets back.

by Von Rab April 09, 2011

Insta Bitch

The more you talk to a women that bitchier that get.

Bitches (Insta Bitch)

by Jakobson April 02, 2009

insta-karm

Negative karma that occurs immediately after you have done something bad to someone else.

He got insta-karmed right after he made fun of that girl hitting her head on the wall; he hit his head even harder on the wall!

by heyyitsQ December 13, 2009

Insta Hoe

Girl who flexs on the gram but doesn't get dick irl

Becky be posting those booty pics on the reg but hasn't touched a penis with a ten foot pole. She a insta hoe

by Fapmonster April 24, 2017

insta-dome

Refers to when something is so badass or sexy that simply having it or wearing it will get you free sex from anyone. Think like axe body spray, only legit.

...dude that wicked new justice belt is pure insta-dome dude!

by Jeff Simonson August 05, 2007