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Penile Inclusion

The act of 2 or more cocks kissing each other, touching each others tips.
*Teacher arrives late to her class*

Students: "Why are you late Mr. Wally?"
Mr. Wally: "Sorry I'm here late, I just penile inclusioned with those 2 hobos on the street"
by Green-Guy August 11, 2024
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over the pants inception

The act of subtley implanting an idea into another persons head without actually saying it
I got a girl to send nudes by using the over the pants inception method.
by The real Jj17 March 19, 2016
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character ass-sass-ination

Refers to publicly-voiced derisive/uncomplimentary remarks/details ("sass") made about someone regarding his less-than-perfect-looking posterior ("ass").
(a prime example of character ass-sass-ination, from an old "Blondie" cartoon) Mrs. Dithers: In my younger days, I had quite a following.
Mr. Dithers: And she still does, heh, heh, heh... (cheekily placing his hand beside his mouth as if to prevent his wife from hearing his "aside" remark) ...but her dress-maker keeps it well-hidden!
Dagwood (staring down at Mr. Dithers' prostrate figure that's sprawled untidily on the floor as his irately-unamused wife stomps off in a huff): Do you see stars, Boss?
Mr. Dithers: Stars?!?? I can see the entire AURORA BOREALIS!!!
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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total boyfriend inclusion

Refers to where you specifically request da "main squeeze" of a smokin’-hot number whom you're also super-fond of to actively "partake 'n' participate" in da assorted fun/pleasant activities dat you yourself usually engage in wif said blinky-eyed damsel whenever she’s honoring you wif her warm-natured companionship.
Total boyfriend inclusion can have at least three awesome advantages:
(1) It removes any anxiety/jealousy dat da dude might otherwise feel while you're "dabbin' it up" wif his sweetie-pie, since he'll be right there to observe everything dat happens. Plus he will be grateful to you for thoughtfully "including" him in said pleasant activities, so dat he doesn't feel "left out" at all.
(2) It helps da **girl** to feel more comfy wif your affectionate attentions, too, of course, since she no longer will hafta be concerned dat any of da activities dat she shares wif you might be considered "doing something behind her dream-guy's back". And again, there will be da same strong element of appreciation towards you, just as in Example #1 --- da gal will respect you for inviting her honey-bear to "come along for da ride", and so this will earn you lots of extra "brownie-points" wif HER, too.
(3) It will allow da dude to actually observe and experience all of da nice stuff dat you and Miss Cutie-Pie love to share, so dat he can clearly see first-hand what things she most enjoys, and how she likes dem performed. This can be especially helpful and welcome for a dude who is a bit clumsy and/or unaware, and thus he has not always been able to give Miss Smileysweet da more “delicate” nuances dat she craves when he’s “puttin’ da lovies” to her, such as rubbing her neck/back/limbs/feet in a truly soothing/sensuous manner, making discreet/diplomatic word-choices in “awkward” situations, etc.
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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Tower of Inception

An incredibly shit tower that spams repetitive gameplay everywhere, and unmarked traps that don't relate to inception at all, and it is stupidly long which makes it extremely unenjoyable.
by Jtohgivemeligma June 21, 2021
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Tower of Inception

The equavilent of shit in JToH. The overuse of small studs and gbj's give this tower it's difficulty. fucking trash.
by realitydefier February 4, 2022
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The price of inaction

For you it's child murder. That's the price. I'm going to murder a- Hey let me know if the hallucination fix works- I'm going to murder a child. I'll find one. I'll get a gun. Won't even have to buy. I'll have a car within a year. You are trying to make my life something I will not allow it to be and I can defer my suffering to someone else at any time. Their life will be a tragedy because AND ONLY BECAUSE you tried to do it to me.
Hym "That is the price of inaction."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2024
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