law of infinite dumbasses

This refers to a work situation. This law states that if you fire the dumbass at work, either his replacement will be a dumbass, or another coworker will take on the role of the company dumbass. Thus, you can never have a dumbass-free work place.

Well, we canned Jim for screwing up all the time, and now Bill does nothing but fuck up. The law of infinite dumbasses never fails.

OR

Why don't you fire Jim, he's a fuck up? Yeah, but I can deal with it, I'm afraid his replacement may be a bigger dumbass.

by wookieewagon September 21, 2013

infinitard

Short for "infinite retardation". Used to describe the aggregate of minutiae, chores, unfulfilling tasks, to-do lists, petty bureaucracies, and random incompetents that clog a day.

Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream in the glorious infinitard.

by kramsky September 2, 2005

Infini-titty

It is the kind of titty that connects the regular boobage area and the back titties into one continuous tit. You do not know where it begins or where it ends.

Friend 1- "Did you see that fat man at the pool?"

You- "Yeah! His infini-titty went on for days!"

by buckshot_0001 November 19, 2009

Incineroar

If you a chad and a cat where to fuck each other, this would be the result. It’s a fire and dark type Pokémon with insane strength but it’s very slow. He also appears in super smash bros ultimate as fighter #69 haha funny number

Incineroar is a beast and you all know it

by My ass October 3, 2020

Shingled inbringle

This is a term modified from the word dingle, which describes people from the filthy town of Barnsley, England (Don't go there!). Everyone from this town is inbred, thus inbringle. They also all have shingles, therefore... Shingled Imbringle! Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Eusebio

Rather than "You dirty dingle bastards"
It is now "You fuckin shingled inbringle!"

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

dance infinia

a team of dancers at castillero that may not be the very best, but they are not as preppy as you would think. whoeverever thinks elsewhere, is just jealous that they didn't make the team...

"I'm on dance infinia...so what?"

by Nicole May 6, 2005

Infinite Warfare

The worst call of duty in the franchise as of release, can also be used in sentences to describe something that is a failure.

"Man that show was such an infinite warfare."

by Longdongjohn November 22, 2016