Ink Virgin

See tattoo virgin

Person who doesn't have a tattoo.

A: You got any tats ?
B: Don't have any dude, I'm an ink virgin.

With his rocker hair, big muscles, thick beard and face shrapnel, you wouldn't guess Max is an ink virgin when he's wearing long sleeves.

by Famasse November 7, 2018

ink jerker

One who jerks off to animation, which is typically drawn with ink.

Toby, I can't believe you're an ink jerker! Put that hentai away

by 32vtk June 1, 2022

Monsters Inked

When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.

I though it was a nightmare but in the morning I realized I was just monsters inked.

by Kennith of the long schlong November 16, 2017

Ink Thief

An Ink Thief is someone who steals pens from shops, banks, and supermarkets for their own personal use. Ink Thieves show no regard for the person who supplied the pens, and just use them for their own enjoyment. Be wary if one of your friends (if you have friends, that is) is an Ink Thief, and if so, don't let them come within a 20 foot radius of any pens in your house.

Person 1: "Hey, John stole my pen!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he stole some pens when I went with him to the bank. That darn Ink Thief"

by evencoolerguy January 27, 2021

egg ink

I guess it could be used as slang for cum/semen

Bro I totally filled her with my egg ink

by Sethallen1244 June 23, 2018

ink squad

when put a tube of ink on any part of your body, then you declare yourself part of the ink squad.

I am part of the ink squad yassssss

by Ink squad December 25, 2017

Ink Pen

A reverse pink sock where your urethra comes out of your genitals through the hard expulsion of urine

Bill: Dang man i peed so hard I ink penned
Charlie: Eww bro thats nasty

by Dr. Trejo April 24, 2011