drawer of horrors

Your mother’s sex toys

My step-father pulls out a vibrator from my mothers drawer of horrors and says “it’s a back massager.”

by sonofacoochie February 5, 2022

Drawer-oner

A more modern and woke term for someone that applies facial enhancements to another, usually with color. In the past these have been called makeup artists, but they are so much more.

Sounds like you need a professional drawer-oner.

by Girl with mustache sometimes August 27, 2024

Drawer

A place to hide alcohol, weed, condoms, dildo, math, crack, kokaine, more weed, even more weed, beer, and pencils

My weed is hidden in my drawer for no fucking reason.

by IchBinHartWieKruppstahl September 26, 2019

Chester Drawers

It's chest of drawers but the southern way to say it.

"You have some nice chester drawers in your bedroom."

by Soup17 January 31, 2025

Cum Drawer

The secret white frosting drawer

Don't let momma know about my Cum Drawer darion

by Oxford American Dictionary February 8, 2025

sock drawer

A person and/or animal with mixed blood/ancestry as a result of interracial breeding and/or blood transfusion.

"Yeah, but I didn't intravenous blood fusion with a T-Rex, so it's a sock drawer in there."

Daniella Pineda as Zia Rodriguez in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom"

by Otaku4Life83 August 17, 2022

juicing drawers

When a person has diarrhea and shits their pants. Also related to a shart.

I had diarrhea so bad, I was juicing drawers.

by vamptink October 3, 2013