pooper-intendent

A school super intendent who has a penchant for pooping on school football fields.

Did you hear about the pooper-intendent at Holmdel High's school??!

by anon.gcfgv755r June 4, 2018

Pooper Scooter

Someone who "scoots" or nudges dog pop into the bushes instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly. Pooper scooters want people to think they are picking up after their dog when they really aren't.

Miles: Don't forget the pooper scooper!
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter

by Andythemailman April 20, 2013

Pepper Pooper

When you get a spicy butthole from taking a red-hot lava dump the day after eating Mexican, Thai, etc.

"As if the fiery mouth-rape inflicted by that habanero salsa last night wasn't punishment enough, I've had a rabid case of pepper pooper all day to boot."

by smiteforyourritetofarty April 14, 2012

paranoid pooper

A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.

Also referred to as a daft defecator.

KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.

"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.

by Rusty Rustbucket October 27, 2010

The Pooper Scooper

The Pooper Scooper is a dominant male who is known for anal sex. There can only be one "Pooper Scooper" at a time. The Pooper Scooper is a ranking title and is the top rank of all men.

Mike: Yo Anthony! Word on the street is you are "The Pooper Scooper"!
Anthony: Hell yeah, I just did anal with this big booty bitch last night!

by TheOfficialJasonS January 30, 2015

pooper popper

A person with an obvious talent for anal love.

He's a real romantic; he's a real pooper popper.

by daybreak02 May 15, 2016

Pooper Sex

that act of having sex in the anus, usually refering to gay men

ex. Dave enjoys having Pooper Sex with his boyfriend

by Mr. Pooper Sex June 2, 2008