Douche Wad

The act of being a super douche.
Tom, you need to learn your manners and stop being a huge douche wad, so you can get your planner back.
by Reggie Rugburn November 14, 2010
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J-Wad

A thug like no other motha-fucka
Usually is steady mobbin and fuckin bitches
Comprised of:
1. 10% Luck
2. 20% Skill
3. 15% Concentrated Power of Will
4. 5% Pleasure
5. 50% Pain
6. 100% Not to Fuck w/ his game
Person 1: Man Jared is such a playa, look @ him tellin those bitches wats up
Person 2: Dude his name ain't Jared, its J-Wad motha FUCKAAAAAA

Person 1: What do you think you are, a rapper??
J-Wad: I ain't no rapper, I'm a lyricist bitch
by Beavis1029 February 05, 2010
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WAD

weird arm disease- little red dots on the upper arms-- people sometimes pick them. they never go away
That guy was picking his wad all throughout class
by WAD FANATIC May 27, 2010
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Wad wiper

What you clean your penis with after tossing off. Usually the curtains in the dining room but not limited to there
My sisters got some loverly velvet wad wipers in her dining room
by Blade boy gardener March 03, 2004
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bum wad

Toilet paper. Ass wipe. Bumf. Bumfodder. Mountain money.
Oh sweetheart, we're out of bum wad in here. Would you please fetch me a roll?
by Tuna Wanda May 24, 2005
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Douche Wad

A really big ass douche, like i mean really big.
Him:Omg miss d is so mean!
Her:yeah she was really being a douche wad today.
by Stephanieooeoooe March 29, 2008
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Jack Wad

The term Jack Wad is used to describe an uneducated, moronic, retard, with absolutaly no regard for any onther person. This term is mostly used to describe a law breaker or other low life drain on society.
O.J. Simpson is a huge Jack Wad and deserved life in prison.
by Bubbacop October 14, 2008
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