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bedroom-dead

Adj: when a woman has not had sex, with her significant other or a male lover, in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.
If a woman is bedroom-dead, and has needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist
by Sexydimma June 27, 2016
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bedroom material

(Less misogynistic), adj: fit for in-the-bedroom activities
Since I consider the term f^able to be too misogynistic, I would use the term bedroom material instead
by Sexydimma June 20, 2021
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Bedroom Revolutionary

A person with a surface-level understanding of Far-Left ideology. Bedroom Revolutionaries often believe they make great points, yet rarely explain how their ideology works in praxis all the while they rage about their perceived enemies (which is anyone who doesn't share the same politics as them).
Person 1: I got involved with more progressive politics.
Person 2: Alright, are than any political figures you read or follow?

Person 1: Oh, I've read the wiki page on Karl Marx. We mostly post "capitalism is bad" on Instagram.
Person 2: What like some kind of Bedroom Revolutionary, where do you guys meet to talk politics?
Person 1: Discord.
by I'm Joey September 19, 2022
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Bedroom Beauty

Hey Dan what happened to Steve's wife she went from be his trophy wife to a bedroom beauty at best
by Airyfaiy92 May 23, 2023
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Callum’s bedroom

This is an excuse he makes when really he’s in a dirty old prison cell
by JafaCake007 February 7, 2021
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Mistress bedroom

1. The bedroom of a woman in a position of authority, control, or ownership, as the head of a household.

2. As opposed to a master bedroom.
1. Cherie’s mistress bedroom is her sanctuary.
2. This house has two main bedrooms, a mistress and a masters.
by CeeYou2 September 17, 2022
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Bedroom Bowling

To put your thumb in the vagina and a finger or two in the asshole simultaneously.
I went bedroom bowling with your mom last night.
by Metalmofo666 April 26, 2023
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