by CongealedLamb June 14, 2025
Get the Wysteria is in bloom mug.Blooming Cunt, defined as a person who completely pisses you off with their stupidity. Someone who rides the imaginary short bus with drool cup in hand and their helmet fastened snugg, yet every once in a while comes up with an amazing concept. Usually said concept was done 30 years earlier. . Beggers, whiners, drunken idiots, not to be confused with a bloody Cunt, they're different animals in the same zoo.
Example, Here comes John he's such a blooming Cunt, i dk why you're his friend. He buys stuff. Oh he is a blooming Cunt. . it's so sad to see all the homeless near downtown, shut up they're just a bunch of blooming cunts. I'm not drunk, no, you're a blooming Cunt. Cunt blooming
by BigDaddy Double J April 14, 2016
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Get the dirty bloom mug.The Bloom Method is a scientifically-backed technique that eliminates digital distractions, including addictive apps like TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, and even p*rn. Using the Bloom Card, it blocks these distractions, helping you focus on high-value tasks such as studying, working on projects, or improving your health. Over time, it rewires your habits, replacing mindless scrolling with intentional, productive actions, leading to increased focus, healthier habits, and greater overall success.
by loadingllama March 30, 2025
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by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024
Get the Blooming mug.A god, someone who knows exactly what to do instantly. Treats people with such care and doesn't take anything for granted.
by dum9328 May 24, 2021
Get the Bloom mug.Typically used in place of Butt Head,beacuse one's mother does not allow the word Butt Head to be used in her presence.
by Jessica Garcia June 11, 2008
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