Holden Janzen is the kind of person that could literally kill someone with obnoxiousness. They tend to migrate south and overstay their welcome. They act as a pest to other people their age who are actually above 100 pounds. However, almost all of their actions are laughable so this slightly dampens the fact that they are overwhelming damaging the mental and emotional stability of the people forced to be around them daily. Also suck at running.
I bet that new Holden Janzen kid is a big buckeyes fan.
I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!
I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!
by Thorin the Dog March 31, 2019
by HoldenLover December 17, 2021
(epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.
The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
by PootMcToots October 16, 2021
by spencerreidsupermacy April 16, 2022
Hey! Who is that kid holding Cove’s hand?
I think their name is Ben! They’re Cove Holden’s boyfriend!
I think their name is Ben! They’re Cove Holden’s boyfriend!
by spencerreidsupermacy April 16, 2022
A satirical character that rose to prominence in meme culture in the wake of the Israel-Hamas conflict of 2023, republican congressman Holden Bloodfeast, portrayed as a 118 year old "respectable bipartisan" from Iowa who "just wants to nuke Iran", stereotypes older, neoconservative republicans who stand out because of their extremely hawkish foreign policy. Some politicians, like US Senator Lindsey Graham, have been compared to the character in online discourse because of their support for harsh stances towards Iran.
by Saag-Hon de Snuts January 18, 2024