Haitch Pea

A slang term for the computer manufacture Hewlett-Packard, (or better known as HP,) derived from the somewhat popular youtuber "DankPods".

Q: "BRah what computer you playin that fork knife on?" A: "I'm using a Haitch Pea tho"

by Zeke? November 15, 2020

The Starsky and Hutch

Specifically designed for those in law enforcement but this move can be utilized by all walks of life. You will need a blue light, long extension cord and a power source. The Starsky and Hutch is when your buddy is banging a chick doggy style and you bust into the room naked with only a blue light strapped to your head. You commence a full on sprint and slide across the bed as you would the hood of a car in typical 70’s cop show fashion. The slide comes to an end as you pop your cock in the girl’s mouth, high five your buddy and state “you have the right to remain silent!”

She clearly lawyered up because after we performed the Starsky and Hutch she didn’t speak a word.

by KD247 December 6, 2011

booby hatch

a mental hospital, an insane asylum

He did not turn himself in to the booby hatch, nor did he use drugs.

by Light Joker May 19, 2005

booby hatch

Actually misspelled.

Boobie hatch is an ancient term for small hatch covers intended to keep a species of seabird called a Boobie from entering a ship through portholes and other smaller ventilation opening.

The usage to mean insane asylum is probably related to events happening when things enter through a boobie hatch. Either its drunken sailor activity (urination, etc) or a very messy situation involving an excited seabird thrashing around madly in a confined space with a bunch of sailors.

Someone left a (boobie) booby hatch open when we docked. A boobie crawled in and then all hell broke loose after if the bird landed on the Captain's bowl of soup and shat in it. It was all arms and legs thrashing about for 10-15 minutes. And someone lost an eye to its beak before cook crushed the boobie against a bulkhead with a skillet. Yes a regular mad house all because of an unsecured (boobie) booby hatch.

by Captain Cooke February 9, 2010

hitchy

Combination of being hungry and bitchy.

There are so many goddamn people and I want something to eat. I'm getting all hitchy in this place!

by girlintehbox July 1, 2014

Scat hatch

A sexual term for an asshole.

When I had diarrhea my scat hatch was like a super soaker full of swamp water

by Stupid nutty diulted fuck September 4, 2010

don't count your chickens before they hatch

You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.

Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

by Crackle Dackle December 13, 2016