Hillbilly Gopher

a highly derogatory term toward a female. Particularly one who is extremely intelligent.

The girl with the highest test grade is such a Hillbilly Gopher

by smartz101 December 2, 2010

hillbilly handkerchief

Evacuating mucus membranes from one's nose without using any material to collect the material. The mucus flies into the environment and either dries up or is eaten by dogs.

Jimmy Jen just resorted to a hillbilly handkerchief as though it was a casual habit. This mrtified his big-city fiance.

by bigfun vodkatea October 26, 2018

hillbilly hustle

Employees who quit jobs without notice after texting in sick to a group message.

Joe did the hillbilly hustle and"called" in sick on group message and was never heard from again.

by Hillbilly Hustler May 12, 2017

hillbilly hoe

A red neck woman who has no teeth and gives head because it’s easy.

“You’re such a hillbilly hoe”

by Khaylat1220 May 19, 2020

hillbilly perfume

Scented room spray used as personal perfume.

I sprayed myself with Hillbilly perfume before my job interview.

by lolo1 April 26, 2009

Hillbilly Head

When a woman passes out on your crotch and vomits on your dick.

He was so desperate he grabbed that passed out girl and got some hillbilly head.

by pornstitute February 18, 2023

Hillbilly tapeworm

A person who’s lower stomach pooches after weight loss

Dang he sure does got a hillbilly tapeworm goin on

by Orting honey November 12, 2018