Cockney rhyming slang for 'dyke'
Hey man, I tried pulling that doris over there but she wasn't interested. Clearly she must be a 3-mile hike.
by Conrad Fado October 7, 2011

by CrashBandicut February 25, 2017

When an emergency vehicle comes past and while everyone pulls over to let it through, you get in lane behind it and follow it through all the traffic
Was stuck in a mad traffic jam and I thought I was gonna be late but a fire truck came by so I got to blue light hitch hike all the way here
by 01209 July 26, 2018

by Idoger Bontes October 4, 2018

"That's like taking a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain"
"Your mom's so stupid she took a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain"
"Your mom's so stupid she took a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain"
by rodjuree July 6, 2008

Kate Hikes is a pattern recognition expert who works in data analysis.
She's often in trouble with HR for noticing trends in her office, but she's really just trying to help the company, albeit in a naïve and overly goodhearted way.
The term has come to be used in reference to anyone with similar characteristics, who gets in trouble for pointing out things that are true but anathema to talk about.
She's often in trouble with HR for noticing trends in her office, but she's really just trying to help the company, albeit in a naïve and overly goodhearted way.
The term has come to be used in reference to anyone with similar characteristics, who gets in trouble for pointing out things that are true but anathema to talk about.
Friend: Did you hear about Dave getting the ax?
Bro: Yeah, he started paying attention and now he's going the Kate Hikes route.
Friend: If only he knew when to keep his mouth shut.
Kate Hikes: What did he do wrong? Everything he said was true...
Bro & Friend: BROO!
Bro: Yeah, he started paying attention and now he's going the Kate Hikes route.
Friend: If only he knew when to keep his mouth shut.
Kate Hikes: What did he do wrong? Everything he said was true...
Bro & Friend: BROO!
by Big Pink Sink January 27, 2024

1.When a man has hair from his chest leading to his penis that exceeds the "Happy Trail" follicle quota.
2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.
2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.
i was going to go down on this one guy but when he took off his shirt i noticed he had a happy hike instead of a happy trail
by slackeylackey01 February 25, 2011
