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Heterosexual Male Panic 

A state of intense anxiety experienced by a heterosexual man, often triggered by situations or social cues that challenge his perceived masculinity or heterosexuality, potentially leading to feelings of fear, discomfort, or even panic attacks.
Straight guy John: Hey Chris!
Heterosexual Male Panic Chris: AHHHHHH *panic attack*

Flaming heterosexual 

Robert is a flaming heterosexual, he won't go anywhere without a football under his arm. He's obviously overcompensating. Throw a feather down the back of his pants and see how he stands up.

pronoun heterosexual 

A person who is heterosexual only because they use pronouns to describe romantic partners regardless if the pronoun fits the partners true gender.
"He's just a pronoun heterosexual, he pointed to a guy and said he had sex with her."

Omni-Heterosexual 

A person who is mostly heterosexual (straight) But can sometimes feel attraction for other genders.
Foe most of my life I thought I was straight, but then I realized I'm Omni-Heterosexual as I can be attracted to trans men

AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) 

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite sex, which is fatal without treatment.
My dad got AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital now.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.

Seterosexual 

When a straight person is only attracted to straight people of the opposite sex born in the correct body
“I don’t hate transgenders, I’m sadly just a seterosexual.”