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pube helmet

hairstyle that resembles a helmet made from pubic hair, due to the tight curls that make it seem impenetrable, like a helmet.

super mario for example.

very popular look among middle-aged women.
dude, no wonder mario could jump up and break bricks with his head like whoa, he had the meanest pube helmet ever!

jonah kerr, seth rogen, your grandma.
by andocommando October 6, 2011
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Nasal Helmet

When you pull your girl’s freshly worn panties (stains and skid marks a plus) over your head with your eyes peering thru the leg holes and the gusset running down your nose like a knight’s nasal helmet.

The nasal helmet was a type of combat helmet characterised by the possession of a projecting bar covering the nose and thus protecting the center of the face.
Rachel left her workout panties on the floor when s he she took a shower so I made myself a nasal helmet and enjoyed her ripe, pungent fragrance.
by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018
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Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”
Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm
by Hairy Callahand June 20, 2023
mugGet the Helmet Clammingmug.

spaghetti helmet

When it seems your injuries are incurable and you pass through the layers of permanent death, thus scream SPAGHETTI HELMET and ve cures of all your wounds!
He clearly died before me, I mean I severed his spine, then out of nowhere he screamed spaghetti helmet, and he stood up completely unscathed and his spine reattached. It was some bullshit.
by Sarah neuman October 16, 2021
mugGet the spaghetti helmetmug.

Flying Helmet

Whilst performing cunnilingus, pull her piss flaps down and over your cheeks, thus giving the impression of wearing a flying helmet.
It was a little chilly first thing in the morning so I went down and put on my flying helmet.
by hollowpursuit November 6, 2008
mugGet the Flying Helmetmug.

Helmet Dollop

That bit of remnant shit on the penile glans after deep dicking his or her intestines.
That slut’s calling card is helmet dollop if you get up in there.

He was looking back at it as I pulled out and apologized for the helmet dollop.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
mugGet the Helmet Dollopmug.

Strawberry helmet

Look at that redheaded chick across the street! That's gross. Yeah, she's really sporting a strawberry helmet.
by MontyDingo May 19, 2010
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