hungarian headache

When you get your a** whopped by a gaurd outside a club after he bodyslammed you into the concrete.

What happened to Tim ” he messed with the gaurd and got a premium Hungarian Headache”

by BIGMANSMALLPLAN January 21, 2023

3 DAY HEADACHE

3 DAY HEADACHE is a banger of a song from the singer NOAHFINNCE which will scratch ur brain perfectly, because of the substances noah used “little bit of crack sprinkled into the chorus” as he said.

Person 1: WOW! i love 3 DAY HEADACHE i love the part where it goes all boom boom.
Person 2: I love the song so much! We are the coolest because we listen to such good music!

by aled_simonsfishtank January 4, 2024

Boston Headache

An extreme case of Blue Balls. Typically felt by males, but one may never know the extent of the feeling.

When she left my house, I erupted in pain from a Boston Headache

by nt1636 January 17, 2024

John Headache

The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.

Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.

"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."

by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023

weed headache

the headache you get after smoking too much, regardless of your method

damn i have such a bad weed headache right now

by LisaPaul July 26, 2022

headache

BEAN / JAY

JUST BEAN AND JAY BEING A HEADACHE YK?

by BIG OL STANKY BALLS August 4, 2022

Memory Headache

When you remember something so goddamn hard that it physically hurts your brain for a bit

Friend: Remember that show we used to watch with the bears and the juice that made them jump a lot?

Me: Gummi Bears!!! Yo that just gave me a memory headache

by TheyCallMeJones August 28, 2022