Handi-Douche

A handicap person who is an overall general douchebag. Hating the world because they are handi

An Example would be that old army war guy with a patch and in a wheel chair that's always screaming at the birds and people or hitting on old women.

Ex: That old fuck is some handi-douche. Lets Kizzle him

by hahahabitchhahahah March 12, 2010

handy chandy

An Asian that likes to suck dick

Handy Chandy come suck me big dick

by Meeksable November 16, 2015

Handy Hoe

A girlfriend or good looking girl that is either in a wheelchair or on crutches.

Also a girl with ADD that may sleep around with many guys just to fit in and thinks it is perfectly fine.

Short for Handicapped Hoe.

Id buy that girl new grips for her wheelchair just for a chance to get with that Handy Hoe.

by Dumb Dick August 10, 2008

Iraqi Handy

An Iraqi Handy is an extremely painful form of a handjob. It involves the rubbing/massaging of a male penis, usually resulting in blisters, sunburn, etc. Infamous for being given in the blazing hot desserts of Iraq.

"That was the most painful Iraqi Handy I've ever recieved..."

"I wouldn't wish an Iraqi Handy upon my worst enemy."

by McGref The Crime Dog June 29, 2008

come in handy

adj.: One prone to premature ejaculation upon the first physical contact with their sex-partner.

Monica: I think I'm gonna hook up with Bill tonight.

Hillary: You might want to skip the foreplay; he can be a little bit come in handy.

by dballs15 June 29, 2009

handy hand

When you give the best handy in the state and your acrylic nail falls off.

“Yo I heard Ang broke her nail giving a hand job”
“Oh no not the handy hand!”

by biggganggg March 22, 2021

sandy handy

Getting a sand paper hand-job till. Higher the grit, the better.

"Hey Ricky, would you rather get a sandy handy, or fuck a goat"?

by yardsale March 15, 2014