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Blender Guse

a wussy ass snitch who makes up crap, just to get someone arrested. He also hides behind his boyfriends.
Guse would be scared to fight someone so he brings his boyfriends with him.
by polt May 8, 2005
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gusset swamper

i fucked her and i filled her pussy rite up! iam a gusset swamper
by moon man motty muncher December 16, 2008
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guusje

a special kind of hippo that likes to play in the mud with her ex boyfriend
oh oh there's a guusje playing in the rain
by marwan12345678910 March 13, 2019
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Gay Guise

Pronouc. Gay Guys

The act of pretending to be homosexual with a friend in agreement. Usually used to avoid encounters at social gathering places such as bars and clubs with flirtatious and unattractive members of the opposite sex.

The act of Gay Guise implies further advances to your friend in agreement, e.g., holding hands.

Disclaimer: The Gay Guise is only a temporary solution to any unattractive or annoying member of the opposite sex. Excessive use of the Gay Guise or inappropriate use can cause your friends to exile you for "Switching to the other team", or attracting actual homosexuals.
Douche1: "Hey girls, if I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together, lol!"
Douche2: "Yah bro, High Five! Awesome. So what'cha babes doin' tonight?"
Girl1 uses Gay Guise.
Girl1: "Probably scissoring each other. Probably kinky."
Douche1: "Whoa. Uh. Hey. Hey! I love this song, mann, catch your girls later. Lets go brosef."
by Mr.Domino January 27, 2010
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guyser

A sexual position in which a man titty fucks another man that has large enough man-boobs to allow such a vile act.
That guy is so overweight that his tits are so huge that you can give him a guyser.
by Pacos Bill April 30, 2008
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Guyser

The explosive regurgitation of semen acquired during a long bout of oral sex with multiple partners.
I was number twelve in line, so I knew I had to get off quick before she gave me the guyser.
by Ol' Derty Sanchez March 10, 2007
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guysexual

"i love you man, but not in a gay way"
"i love you too dude"
"we're guysexuals"
by deano99 June 24, 2009
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