It doesn't really have a definition, but its important to kn ow the background of how it came to be. It started with someone making a meme that said: Yogurt! Gurt: yo. This is basically saying the word yogurt sound like someone saying yo to a person named Gurt. It is a very versatile slang word.
by J.bear May 18, 2025
Get the Gurtmug. The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.
Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”
by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024
Get the Gurtingmug. You see that George is gurting.
He’s very smart and but what he is doing is also very dangerous so he is gurting.
He’s very smart and but what he is doing is also very dangerous so he is gurting.
by JohnWick345 April 17, 2025
Get the gurtingmug. by anonymous April 15, 2025
Get the Gurtmug. can be compared to the feeling of a orgasm. if you are feeling gurt then you are on cloud 9 rubbing it in circles. being gurt is just like if you were being a goofy gook
by clit rubber3000 November 15, 2023
Get the gurtmug. 
Yo
by David “Stroker” McGaiden May 12, 2025
Get the Gurtmug.