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Gfunked

To be completely screwed over or betrayed in a bold, unexpected, or audacious way, often with a mix of bad luck and someone else's reckless or shady behavior. Think getting your car sold by your parents who then gamble away the cash—leaving you high and dry.
"I left my car at my parents when I went on that European trip last summer. While I was gone they took it and sold it and lost the money at the casino."

"Damn, you totally got Gfunked"
by Dub88 August 15, 2025
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GUNKER

A goon bunker. A place for bros to hang out.
The bros are all heading out to the gunker later to hang out.
by Cometfeetpics February 13, 2026
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Gunned it

A term defining arsenal and there title aspirations but consistently failing
I really thought I was going to win, but I gunned it .
by Dev1308 December 14, 2025
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The Gunkening

(Pronounced-Gunk-eh-ning) The Gunkening is when everyone on earth ejaculates on December first. It’s a direct result of NNN, and usually is dangerous.It’s an important day recognized by everyone, especially males. Usually, sperm tends to dry and clump, therefore the term “gunk” is sometimes used as a synonym. Prepare weeks before, since massive gunk-zombies may appear spontaneously. The “Gunk-Zombies” usually spawn in Ohio. The best way to defeat Gunk-Zombies is by trapping them in giant socks. Although Gunk-Zombies are common, scientists aren’t sure why or how the appear, some speculate it’s from the evolution of sperm cells.
“Bro, watch out, The Gunkening is gonna

happen in a few weeks!”

“BRO THE GUNK-ZOMBIES SPAWNED!”
by GoobyGoober November 13, 2022
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Getting Ganked

Another term for “getting jumped” where you are ambushed and beatten by your opps
“Yo I’m getting ganked here!”
by Crabdigester405 November 3, 2023
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Gank/Ganked/Ganking

A preexisting word I created a NEW definition for! (No hate)

Gank: Annoying, irrelevant, or overall full of stupidity. In a simpler way; bad.
Ex.: "That's literally so gank vruh." When talking about something unfortunate (annoying) or something that someone brought up that NO ONE was talking about. (irrelevant)

Ganked: Same as ganked, but used for things like objects, and also the past tense version of gank. It can also mean broken, or unable to be used.
Ex.: "Dude my pencil has no eraser left on it. It's go ganked I can't even use it anymore!" When talking about something broken and unable to be fixed.

Ganking: Fumbling, failing, or being bad at something like a sport, or a hobby of some sort. Just being bad at a skill in general.
Ex.: "She can't even throw a football! She's ganking right now for real." When talking about someone failing or having an inability to do something.
Another example, using all of the words in one short story. (Words: Gank/Ganked/Ganking
Ex.: "This football is literally so ganked man. It's out of air!" "That's okay because you're always ganking when you try to use a football, anyways." "You're literally so gank, man. Sygau." (gank)
by elliot_explodesss August 4, 2025
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Squirt gunned

The art of getting squirted on multiple times while sounding with a 9mm bullet
Me and my military gf squirt gunned last night
by Niggerslayer718 August 12, 2025
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