guinea pigs

sex toys that wont shut the fuck up. Squeaking little motherfuckers

won't make it fun tonight.
yeah, let's use a guinea pigs.

by ffffffffffu August 30, 2018

Guinea Pig

idiots by nature, guinea pigs will eat your bell peppers and possibly your Aunt Sharon.

Bro 1: My dog is so cute! she snuggles and even gives people kisses sometimes!
Bro 2, after being pissed on three times : yupppp sounds great
Immediately gets pissed on again by guinea pig

by Kermit_ May 7, 2020

Guinea Pig

A large, unattractive Italian female

There's a ton of guinea pigs hanging around the Jersey Shore.

by Jelange222 July 28, 2014

guinea gunboat

A cigarette boat that a guinea drives. A boat filled with people just as obnoxious as the boat is in New Jersey bays all summer long.

1: did you hear and see that cigarette boat going full speed in the no wake zone?
2: you mean the wop's on the guinea gunboat?
1: yea

by askyourmom May 15, 2015

Guinea Pig eating a banana

A small girl taking a huge dick

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.

by Tranykingtruck December 17, 2015

Guinea pig

A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!

Joe: Wait, where's my veggies?
Theo: The guinea pigs stole them.
Joe: Of course they did!

by GuineaPigMaster February 27, 2017

guinea flaps

Also know as roast beef or bacon in the south. Guinea flaps are long flaps of skin usually dark in color that hang from a mud crickets vagina like a dirty set of trailer house curtains, normally caused from severe over usage of the female anatomy.

I was totally into her, until I had to hold her guinea flaps up to get in her lady parts....

by southernlady83 June 25, 2018