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mobile guardian

It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this
Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
by Idefinitelytrustmobileguardian December 28, 2022
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Guardians

A term used generally for Nazis and Neo Nazis. The term is derived from those that guarded concentration camps.
Don't go in there, it's a Guardians bar.
by Polyglottted July 23, 2021
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Guardian Lions

A typical way to define someone who's really skinny that should definetly eat more.
Rarely used to describe a female
by ZorgonGolla August 3, 2017
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Guardian Debt Relief

A company that scams people who are in debt.
by Green Pill December 30, 2019
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guardian reader

A person who reads a statement in the morning and preaches by the afternoon
Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!
by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020
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Purity Guardian

/ˈpyʊrɪti ˈɡɑ rdiən/ noun

1. A self-appointed enforcer of perceived moral or sexual purity, often found lurking in religious households, youth groups, or conservative communities.
2. A person (often a parent, leader, or elder sibling) who monitors the behavior, thoughts, clothing, and friendships of others in the name of holiness.

Common behaviors:
Frequently asks, “Who were you with?” and “What were you wearing?”

Monitors text messages, crushes, and clothing length with the intensity of a federal agent.

Believes human intimacy is dangerous until legally and heterosexually sanctified
“I couldn’t even go to the movies without my purity guardian accusing me of leading boys astray.”
by benchurch15 May 27, 2025
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Genome Guardian

a roguelite turret shooter by Alpherior. You combine DNA to create a bunch of different weapons and it's really cool. On Steam and Switch.
I've played Genome Guardian for 100hrs and I'm still not done everything yet wtf
by Alpherior September 25, 2025
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