Guardian

the reason you keep getting game overs in BOTW

Link:*walking through hyrule field*
*guardian theme plays*
*link starts seeing red dot on his body*
Guardian: so you have chosen death

by NightG August 15, 2020

guardian reader

A person who reads a statement in the morning and preaches by the afternoon

Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!

by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020

guardian seeker

i am an incel and a cuck
i suck tyrant off

dude that guy is totally a guardian seeker

by guardian sucker October 24, 2020

party guardian

A party guardian is someone you know you can trust/rely on, while everyone else is shitfaced. A party guardian can still drink and have fun, but will always make sure your house doesn't get fucked up, nothing gets spilled, no cops are called, basically someone you will want to have

Man did you see Joel last night? Clutch move to roll up that rug before John puked all over it... Dude is a total party guardian.

by noscopethepope May 1, 2017

Guardian Hole

The hole you dig for yourself while expressing liberal angst

When I realised I'd insulted him I dug myself into a giant Guardian Hole explaining that I though she was wrong and silly and was just repeating what she had said... I didn't agree with her at all.

by Liberal Digger June 21, 2011

Library Guardian

A small figurine said to look over one’s book collection

My library guardian is a small metal fairy

by Fourmerrimans January 20, 2023

Overseers guardian

A fucking op weapon in fallout 4 that does double damage and is bought from vault 81

Holy shit I just 1 shit a mirelurk king with the overseers guardian

by Sans from fallout 4 February 20, 2023