grundle mask

n. when a male places his grundle on the nose of the victim and lets his genitals drape down onto the mouth of said victim.

"dude... i was sleeping, and i had to wake up to paul giving me the grundle mask!"

by kellio November 3, 2004

grundle beard

synonym of ANAL BEARD. Extremely thick patch of hair between the anus and the ball sack, area also known as the "grundle"

Yo Merril shave my grundle beard for me i cant reach.

by SbTrEoVwEn January 13, 2009

grundle duster

a strip of hair on the chin usually worn by men who are gay or a few appletinis away from sucking a dick

I think that guy is gay, he's drinking an appletini and has a grundle duster.

by King of the Diner Whores August 23, 2007

gunkle

gay uncle; an uncle that is gay.

I love my Gunkle Mark and my Gunkle Ed!

by lzybrunette April 24, 2010

grundle berries

Small encrusted pieces of poo that attach themselves to the hair on your gooch when wiping carelessly.

Kyle wanted Susan to lick his gooch but he had grundle berries.
Be sure to scrub your gooch extra hard in the shower to get those grundle berries off.
Hey dude check it out, this grundle berrie looks like Cosby.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004

Grundle Shredder

A deliberate action in which the area between one's scrota and anus is beset by a ferocious manipulation, by way of hand, mouth, lead pipe, a wayward retainer or any other intrument (hereby defined as an object which is capable of damage to the aforementioned area).

When Martha found out that Gilgamesh was having sexual intercourse with her sister, she grabbed a bowling pin and gave him a grundle shredder that required twenty-three taint stitches.

by Frank Lucius Grelmo November 9, 2008

Grundle Mummies

When toilet paper gets stuck on your grundle and when found later looked aged as if its king tuts mummy on your grundle.

Sidedoor Sally was going down on me and became disgust when she found my grundle mummies.

by Tit Whale January 16, 2009