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Governmented 

When you have a party and someone you invited (the governmenter) brings an entourage that outnumbers the total number of people you originally invited. This often results in the taking over of your party or the proverbial "stealing of one's thunder".

Originated because government representatives will always outnumber a company's representatives at any meeting.
"Why are all these people at my party? I didn't invite them..."
"They all came with (name of governmenter)."
"That's more people than I invited to my own party!"
"You've just been governmented."
Governmented by Legion_05 November 24, 2011
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Play government 

1. When one partner taxes the other person's ass in bed. Sometimes includes one member of the couple dressing up like Uncle Sam.

bang boink bone do screw hump fuck nail rail shag tap tap that tax that ass tax tax that taxing tax that ass like woah government playing government gov't play gov't playing gov't to play government Uncle sam
My boyfriend has been traveling for two weeks. He said when he gets home tonight we're going to play government all night long.
Play government by Rizvah April 3, 2008

I Disagree With The Chinese Government 

something that you will never get to say but its ok that im saying it because im warning you.
Person one: I disagree with the Chinese Government
*Bang*
Person two: *watches person one fall on the floor now covered in blood

government sneeze 

Government screw-up covered up w/ lies.
Dubya made a governemnt sneeze when he went to Iraq.
government sneeze by Lo!s!er October 15, 2003

usa government

stupid people that tax...INFLATE......tax....inflate screw up the USA econmy invade and country just because they want to and elect people that are stupid and are too narrow minded to elect anyone except white chirtsians...and no one else and make stuipd legislation like the "patriot act" they use government propaganda to corupt young minds so when they grow up they become narrow minded also
usa government by fogot December 13, 2003

Government/Media fear 

When the government or media (more often than not it's both working together somehow) drive fear of a new threat (often terrorism or a deadly disease) into the people of the nation and keep them from expressing all of their freedoms and/or views and doing the things they want to do
Notable stories/events that have been constantly attacked/used for Government/Media fear:

-Terrorism
-Communism (see McCarthyism/ Red Scare)
-AIDS
-Drugs
- 9/11
-The "Brain Eating Amoeba"

Puppet Government 

Bush: The new Iraqi government is 100% legit. In no way does my corrupt administration control it behind the scenes. No sir! And Saddam's trial isn't a front designed to give the impression of Iraqi sovereignty! Not at all!

:snicker: