Gooner

Plays nikke for hours, but claims it's just for story. When a female is on screen will not shut up about wanting to fuck them, girls block him after the first interaction.

"Gooner"
When my friends see me open Nikke they call me a "Gooner"

by Niju2 May 12, 2024

Gooner

Someone who partakes in the act of gooning.

IE: Alexander Catlow

You're a mad gooner!

by theoriginalgooner June 26, 2025

gooneral

a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result

see nautica malone

yeah i'm going to attend a gooneral
what the fuck

by the wenis January 31, 2025

gooner

you. we all know you beat yo shlong imaginary fine shyts

that fat guy is such a gooner he pmo

by Unknown180272 April 23, 2025

Gooner

Henry Raymen Davis

Im a gooner to minecraft porn

by THEREALPLAYBOYCARTEY June 2, 2025

Gooner

People who are stupid enough to support Arsenal fc

There are so many gooners in london

by IMawordmaker20 November 14, 2024

Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (masturbating) and is disturbingly proud of it.

Person 1: Bruh I came all day to those pics
Person 2: Wtf is wrong with you, gooner

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024