Govie Goggles

Term describing the lowering of one's standards after having joined the ranks of the Governor's School for Science and Math (GSSM) elite. See admiral.

Man, he's dating fattie. Someone take off his Govie Goggles quick, before he hurts himself.

by Mulciber January 9, 2004

CMU Goggles

When one's standards for females is lowered a level or series of levels due to a small sampling size and scarcity of women, resulting from an unfortunate guy to girl ratio.

John would've never hooked up with that chick, had it not been for years of wearing CMU Goggles.

by Usofat25 July 12, 2009

Meat Goggles

When a gentlemen observes that another person is asleep or passed out, they place their balls on the other persons eyes. So Gross!

Patrick passed out last night and Rhys gave him a pair of total Meat Goggles.

by Traaalaaaalaaaaa January 28, 2006

camp goggles

When one is at camp (think cabins, roasting marshmallows, singing campfire songs type of camps) for an extended period of time such that members of the opposite sex that are usually considered "ugly" are seen as "hot" or attractive.

Man, I was up at Falcon Lake Camp for 3 weeks and ugly Jane started looking hotter and hotter by the 7th day.

by XxWildChildxX July 18, 2005

Exam Goggles

The morning of a final exam, everyone shows up in eyeglasses for the first time. They were all too busy cramming to put in their contacts, and they're barely recognizable.

Hey, nice exam goggles. I didn't know you needed glasses.

I've got tunnel vision - I never wear these exam goggles out of the house!

by j424marie December 9, 2010

Boyce Goggles

A mysterious veneer that coats the eyes of anyone at Boyce College due to the dearth of attractive girls, resulting in grossly deformed standards where 4's appear to be 8's. Kinda like a joke that everyone is in on, but no one gets the punchline.

See: Triton Eye

Trip Lee: Look at that girl across the J-bowl, what a knockout!

Lecrae: Bro, shed the Boyce Goggles. That snaggletooth is so impressive, she could eat an apple through a chain link fence.

by The Harbl October 2, 2012

Ugly Goggles

One who wears ugly goggles has bad taste in girls. They think the ugly ones look good.

Devonte: Yo dat girl is bangin
Luke: Homie you got yo ugly goggles on cuz dat gurl looks like magilla gorila ma nigg.

by Taheed December 30, 2008