A: Hey I bought a new SUV
B: Wow, considering today's gas price, thats a brave purchase
A: Ya, but my buddy drives one of those, his gastimate is 50 km/h.
B: Wow, considering today's gas price, thats a brave purchase
A: Ya, but my buddy drives one of those, his gastimate is 50 km/h.
by LanScript September 25, 2009
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A remorseless eating machine.
This is a modification of the astronomy term describing the center of a black hole, wherein space/time curvature becomes infinite. The infinite mass of the singularity sucks in all sufficiently near victims.
A remorseless eating machine.
This is a modification of the astronomy term describing the center of a black hole, wherein space/time curvature becomes infinite. The infinite mass of the singularity sucks in all sufficiently near victims.
At 5'8" and 165 lbs, Takeru Kobayashi is a gastronomic singularity as evidenced by his eating 64 hot dogs in ten minutes.
by HHMTB June 2, 2010
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I just grabbed 5 eggs from my fridge and
(Nobody eats like Gaston!)
now I have to watch Beauty and the Beast. Must be my Gastonophelia.
(Nobody eats like Gaston!)
now I have to watch Beauty and the Beast. Must be my Gastonophelia.
by DirtyBarbie November 3, 2010
Get the Gastonophelia mug.A synonym for acute gastroenteritis. This more specifically describes the condition when it reaches the status of widespread epidemic, as everyone affected lights up with the need to chunder.
by izyeekin February 19, 2011
Get the gastroluminescence mug."I gastrobated when my fridge was empty and now my stomach is literally eating its own lining."
"Where did you learn to make that Jack Daniels sauce-filled turducken?"
"I found the recipe in the middle of a furious gastrobating session."
"Where did you learn to make that Jack Daniels sauce-filled turducken?"
"I found the recipe in the middle of a furious gastrobating session."
by Sami-Hikari September 4, 2013
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A slang term for a place where non conforming hippie haters go to scooter and smoke poots so their lame millennial parents think they're still the good horny toads they raised them to be.
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A slang term for a place where non conforming hippie haters go to scooter and smoke poots so their lame millennial parents think they're still the good horny toads they raised them to be.
Charlie: I'm going to Gaston College later, wanna come?
Max: Aw c'mon man you had a 2.7 GPA you could've at least made it into UNCC
Charlie: Nah bro we're going to spark up some poot floats
Max: Oh it's lit fam
Charlie: vape me to life
Max: Aw c'mon man you had a 2.7 GPA you could've at least made it into UNCC
Charlie: Nah bro we're going to spark up some poot floats
Max: Oh it's lit fam
Charlie: vape me to life
by superiorhornytoad June 21, 2016
Get the gaston college mug.Person 1: *Stomach rumble* Woah! My stomach tells me there's a cute ass girl coming into our lives today!
Person 2: Stop gastromancy ing!
Person 2: Stop gastromancy ing!
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