Geezer Lunch

When you’re William S. Burroughs as a Geezer…Everyone or most are Resting In Peace but sum how-YOU (of all people) lived…

I’m a full-on Geezer Lunch…I’m 35 and it’s a Mugwump Warfield out there…

by Pushmataha May 02, 2023

geezer nose

the male equivalent of camel toe

the guy's pants are hiked up so he's got a real case of geezer nose

by Big daddy doom April 15, 2016

geezer-circuit

The second-rate locations/venues that irrelevant has-been musicians/performers are stuck to performing on because those are the only places that'll bother booking them as their careers are winding down.

Las Vegas is definitely the geezer-circuit capitol of the world!

by ffokcuf March 30, 2025

champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork

Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!

by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022

Geezers day

Any day of the week where geezers get together to carry out geezer like activities, usually on a Friday or Saturday. This may include going to the pub or to the football

"Cameron, today is a Geezers Day, where geezers get together to be geezers. Let's hit the boozer"

by Jongers January 30, 2019

Geezer Ghetto

Age restricted retirement community

I don't want to live in some Geezer Ghetto where you have to be ancient to get in.

by Baby KaBoomer April 05, 2025

Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.

This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast

by TheGentleTard April 27, 2019