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Garfieldism

To be manically attracted to Garfield and surrounding art, objects and other forms of Garfield. Especially offensive or strange forms of Garfield are to be counted as Garfieldism.
I think he is into Garfieldism, he has wears a gay Garfield t-shirt from aliexpress and has Garfield pictures on his phone.
by Garfieldist64 June 9, 2021
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Garfield

A fat or thick vagina. Garfield is a fat cat from cartoons or comics, a cat is called a pussy. So a Garfield is a woman with a fat cat.
by JayD0423 October 17, 2015
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andrew garfield’s quint owner

just like the good old busby fandom owners, kiara is andrew garfield’s certified quint owner. she rightfully claimed this spot and it can NOT be shared. anyone who tries to take andrew garfield’s current and only quint owner’s place has a fate of going 100000 years to prison. a part from getting a nice busby fandom canceling ofc.
person 1: did you see someone claimed to be andrew garfield’s quint owner?

person 2: no way!! that’s kiaras spot only
by andrewgarfieldspotbrownie February 18, 2022
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Joe Garfield

Used in school culture to describe a person who cannot stop themselves from doing an extra 46 lengths of butterfly stroke in the pool. They also sit by themselves in language classrooms as they make jokes to themselves in German.
What are you doing after school? Ugh, don’t tell me you have swimming again.’

‘Yes of course I do, I am Joe Garfield!’
by pectore September 29, 2022
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Garfield

A really fat girl doing things she shouldn’t be.
God, look at that Garfield try and get into that lifted Jeep.
by Thecrimsonprick May 22, 2023
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Garfield

Someone who is of average stature and size but yet very lazy and is addicted to eating beans is what a garfield could be defined as
That man is a garfield, A garfield person lives next to us
by User T70 July 6, 2024
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