fucksock 

A sock which one wears on his penis to prevent from making a mess when he's about to drain the dragon.

"I need a fucksock so that the teacher doesn't find out I blew a load while staring at her tits."

fucksock by Knightmare 5W May 23, 2008

Fucksticks 

1. An exlamatory obscenity; 2. An insult.

1. Fucksticks! I forgot to get my change from that hooker!

2. That guy just cut me off! What a fuckstick!

Fucksticks by Sir Loin du Boeuf July 24, 2003

Fucksink 

A more interesting term for the common cliche, asshole.

TJ: My stock went up today
Savy: What a fucksink

Fucksink by Savy Montanino May 31, 2005

flying fucksicle 

When a load is blown in an extremely low temperature environment. In such a situation the spooge freezes in mid flight and bounces off the ground on landing

Jim: "Dave you shoulda seen it! I j'd off in the hot tub last night and blew my load over the edge. It was so cold outside, it turned into a huge flying fucksicle mid flight and bounced off the deck!"
Dave:"ur fuckin weird"

flying fucksicle by Droopy ballz July 12, 2016

fucksocket 

A adjective used when describing a girl.

Syn:

bitch
ho
cumdumpster

"Man that girl is hot I want to use her as my fucksocket"

"My fucksocket of a girlfriend is PMS'ing today"

"I used that bitch as my fucksocket after I was done with her she ain't nothing but a cumdumpster ho"

fucksocket by RobY62 April 5, 2006

Fuckstickery 

(verb)
Engaging or partaking in any activity, (non) thinking, dialogue, monologue or general behaviour of a fuckstick, which is typically annoying, tedious, juvenile, uneducated, boorish, arrogant, thoughtless &/or just plain dumb - and mostly occuring embarrassingly in a public forum among mixed company

OK, I've had it up to here with this fuckstickery from you two kids! Get in your pyjamas, it's bedtime!!

Fuckstickery by StinkyBabyTurtlegator October 27, 2018

Fuckkick 

To kick one in the head with utmost force and yell fuckkick.

I fuckkicked Ron so hard he shit himself.

Fuckkick by Suckaboylol August 1, 2009