national finger day

national finger a pussy Fingering a guy or girl on April 15

Are you ready to finger some pussy it’s April 15th! It’s National Finger Day

by 9274628137 May 24, 2018

fingerboat

Placing one's finger in between the breats of a female and shaking it side to side.

While at the restaurant, Bryan felt it would be inappropriate to motorboat Carla, so he used his finger to fingerboat her.

by Rmegi November 9, 2009

finger nips

Nipples so hard and long that they resemble fingers

Yo Bella, it must be cold out because your finger nips are showing.

by Apple Burp December 15, 2016

Finger with a hat

Euphemism for the penis, called such because it resembles a finger wearing a hat to one who has never seen said body part.

He pulls down his pants sensually. And out pops a finger with a hat.

by meowlnir July 17, 2018

five finger stinger

the act of shoving 4 fingers in the female anus and the thumb in the vagina

BOB= the ladies like the five finger stinger

by mactagart July 3, 2009

two-finger sandwich

The act of making yourself throw up instead of eating. Can also be had for desert after eating.

Anthony: I'm going to get a five dollar footlong from Subway.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.

by splucygoosey November 24, 2011

Stern Finger of Disapproval

The wagging of the index finger of your dominant hand in a very stern and disapproving manner. This is done to show your disapproval of the (usually idiotic) actions of another. Note that the wagging must be done so slowly as to make it a very awkward situation.

Usually accompanied by the Look of Judgement

Mr. English Teacher: What are you doing on the floor?

Student: My cell phone fell out of my pocket...

Mr. English Teacher: *Gives the Stern Finger of Disapproval* Naughty.

by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 3, 2011