Mason farmer

Really cool and funny

He is mason farmer

by Mason farmer February 26, 2019

eggplant farmer

A chick who can't help but grow eggplant emojis when you're texting her.

Yo man, this girl I was texting last night was a real eggplant farmer. She sent me the sexiest pics.

by Mytholces March 13, 2019

simp farmer

A female who goes through life gradually recruiting a reverse-harem of males who foster inside themselves the sliver of a chance of boning her. These men constantly vy for time with said female to ply her with their pathetic excuse for game. The female in question will reciprocate all such gestures with almost entirely platonic affection that is nevertheless so laden with femininity that it hints of something more.

She will generally gradually take on some responsiblities for her livestock, increasing their dependence over time and diminishing their self-respect and self-reliance, futher ensuring their continued service.

She will request favours from them with little promised in return, trusting they will help her "because they're such nice guys".

The female may live with anywhere from 2 to as many as 4 or 5 males, depending on their sense of self-worth and her abilities and experience as a farmer.

The males will habour a deep resentment for each other within their hearts but will mask this on the surface as they believe co-operation and bonhomie to be desireable traits in their quest for the ultimate status of bottom bitch.

Observer 1: "Damn, that one dude is cleaning our her rats while she got another massaging her feet?"

Observer 2: "Yeah, bitch's simp farmer game is on point"

by vaguesenseofsurprise September 14, 2020

Caltrain foamer

Someone who foams hard over Caltrain. They usually live in Redwood City California and will go as far as to tell someone to end their life for not liking Caltrain or threaten to sue Caltrain for retiring their F40ph fleet.

A Caltrain foamer argues with someone saying Caltrain is the worlds best railroad

by JulianRailroad November 3, 2021

K'd out the frame

phrase. to do enough ketamines to the point where you do not have a grip on reality. debatable whether or not this phrase rhymes or not.

Usage:
"Hey Tom, how many ketamines did you do last night?"
"I did 4 ketamines, and I was K'd out the frame yo"

Original Usage:
"I don't want to hang out with those kids. They are going to be K'd out the frame"

by arnoldquartzenegger February 28, 2010

gold farmer

an exployted asian employee of World of Warcraft. They all live in one room, sleeping on the floor and eat only microwavable or hot pan-cookable food. They are paid very badly. Their job is to harvest gold points for high profile companies that sell them to World of War Craft players for real money. Sick, I know.

I hate my job as a gold farmer.

by Tai Ni Po Ni November 24, 2006

A-Frame

An A-Frame is when three people (usually two guys and a girl) engage in a sexual sort of threesome. Usually the two guys stand facing each other with the girl between them. With the girl still in the middle, she is giving one of the guys head and the other has himself inside of her. They do this at the same time, switching terms and positions. Sometimes the two guys place their hands over there head towards each other (like in an "A" shaped way).

Since I can't really show you a picture of an A-Frame, the definition pretty much sums it all up.

by Jessica Reilly September 10, 2005