STAFF

Synonymous with the word idiot. They typically have trouble reading, doing anything with even the smallest amount of common sense, and ultimately belong in a special education classroom.
"Dude these EI staff are terrible."
"Yeah except for Michael, he's alright."
"Still though, what a joke."
by FideIias February 10, 2021
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Staff

a really long shlong with a big commie dongles
Angrily, jessica ordered Jeffery to whip out his staff.
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Staffs

the nicest girl you will know to date. boys love
boy- "whos that over there"
other boy- "oh thats staffs she is really nice"
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Staff

Definition 1:
A beautiful and amazing dog. It's an amazing family dog too. It's also known as Staffy or Staff Ordshire Bullterrier. They are very strong, the males are often stronger but some females are so strong they look like males (like my dog).

Definition 2:
An employee (someone who works at a store or restaurant.
person 1: Yooo, is that a staff??
Person 2: It does look like it, it's a strong one too.

Boss/manager: Gather the staff, we're having a meeting.
Staff: Aight, boss.
by yellowwater40 June 09, 2023
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fuck the staff week

everybody in the discord server can harass the staff or owner and nobody can do anything about it
fuck the staff week is this week
by amegeus October 11, 2022
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Twitch Staff

Staff that works on the streaming platform Twitch.tv, often called Clowns due to not abiding to their own Terms Of Service and clowning around.
Twitch staff doesn't ban Alinity, they're a bunch of horny clowns.

Twitch staff clowning around again..
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staff weapon

A Go’a’uld weapon used by the Jaffa in the show Stargate-SG1. The weapon discharges a large orange energy bolt upon firing, capable of blasting through solid rock given six or seven shots. There is also a more powerful cannonlike version which can easily rip through a tank in one or two shots
The Jaffa always cary a staff weapon with them
by General Sanders January 04, 2021
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